The End of Global Trade is upon us


The End of Global Trade is upon us
The End of Global Trade is upon us

It works like this. I grow bananas and you grow bananas. You live on this block and Trump lives  on the next block. One is  selling his  bananas for a buck. The other is selling his bananas for two bucks. Great I say to myself this is cool.  I am going to go down to the next block and sell my bananas because I grow them cheaper. So  I wander over and sell them for a buck and a half. A big profit and I am making lot’s of money. The End of Global Trade is upon us

The End of Global Trade is upon us
The End of Global Trade is upon us

The guy on the next block say’s hey your on my block now punk. If you want to sell your bananas your going to raise your price to 2 bucks. Don’t like it, buzz off.

The End of Global Trade is upon us

That my friends is not really a trade war, it is more like Big Daddy telling the kids to behave or else. You want to bring your bananas over to my block and sell em. Then your going to pay me a chunk of that profit. That’s what a tariff is. A big chunk of profit going to Big Daddy. Don’t want to pay then you ain’t going to play.

We Canadians are a pretty enterprising country and the world trade agreement was supposed to make it even steven for every one flogging those bananas. Bananas flood in from somewhere we love it because we got no bananas. The trick to this free trade thing is if two countries got bananas that’s when the real war begins.

The End of Global Trade is upon us

 

One kid is selling his bananas cheaper than the other kid. He gets them cheaper so the other kid cannot sell his as cheap. The Kid with the cheap bananas brings them over to the other kids block and starts selling them cheaper. The kid on the block cannot compete. Soon he goes broke and quits selling bananas.

This whole thing would drive anyone bananas just trying to figure it out. We all know that Trump is bananas so being the biggest banana of all he is going to win.

Brent

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Brent Arnold Walker is the Editor of Zoomers News...Location South Vancouver BC Canada...Raised in the heart of War Vet Housing ...A True Baby Boomer

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