Trump and the New Pot War

So it looks like a new headline is going to be streaking across the news soon  Trump and the New Pot War. It was all about the steel, it was all about the oil. Now it looks like the tariffs are going to be about good old Canadian Pot. After all we do grow it good up here. Maybe Trump needs a bit more powerful puffing to get going in the morning.

Tariffs and border taxes are in the wind. Trump want’s to start charging companies all around the world taxes on their stuff. This ain’t going to make the noodle pushers too happy. Imagine paying two bucks more for a pack of noodles. I don’t think the poor people of America, and there are a lot of them, are going to like that.

Trump and the New Pot War


What about all this Canadian legal Pot that is coming online very soon. Is Trump going to hit that up with a huge tariff when we start pumping the good stuff out. Most likely Aye. That’s Canadian talk. How can they compete against our cheap loonie. They can’t period. The boys making the sticky, high THC killer bud down in California won’t be able to compete.

No one in America selling stuff with American money can compete anywhere on this side of the pond. Can they. How can anyone sell anything with such a high dollar and compete. To anyone with any kind of reasoning it would have to be concluded that all the countries in this so called free trade agreement would and should be brought to a level playing field.

Trump and the New Pot War

Let’s face it folks, Pot is big business. Ask any Biker and he will say, yikes legal Pot. The bad guys will be out of business when the legal stuff hit’s the streets. All the bag packers hiking over the hills bringing the BC bud down south will also be out of work. After all Semi’s loaded with the legal stuff will be heading south to fill the shelves of the legal Smoke Shops.

Trumps big thing is buy American. If you were an American and had ten bucks in your pocket what would you buy? Cheap stuff or American stuff? You would buy the cheap stuff. It is only human to save a few bucks. Is it not. Marijuana has been part of the cultures all across the western hemispheres for a very long time. It now is a multi billion dollar industry. Who knows , Trump and the boys probably already got a whole bunch of fingers in this pie already.


Trump and the New Pot War

Trump and the New Pot War
Trump and the New Pot War


Us Canadians are making the Pot Smoking legal soon and we would like to know if you yanks would like to buy some. We all know you like to puff on a good reefer from time to time and let’s face it, ours is the best.

So what’s going to happen when the truckers start bringing the powerful puffing across the border. Everyone knows Trumps not a drinker. Why he looks stoned all the time is anyones quess. Personally I think he has a hootka kicking around in that oval office. When the good bud hit’s the border and start’s selling on the streets of San Fran it’s going to be cheap. After all our loonie isn’t worth a dixie yoodle. All your expensive California bud will be put on the back shelf when are cheap Canadian bud hit’s the markets.

Everyone knows that Pot and Hemp are the USA’s biggest money makers now. Well beside Mexican Meth that is. So what is Trump to do. Well he is going to have to hit the Pot industry imports hard. Canadians that are about to open up the flood the world with are top grade smoke are going to be pissed. After all, the oil industry crashed and their ain’t much left. Truck loads of Pot heading South were going to fix the economy. Even the Pot Stocks on the TSX were flying high unti they got the tariff news that is.


Trump and the New Pot War


What are we going to do with that ten millon tons of pot we were going to sell to the yanks. Well I quess were going to have to puff if all up ourselves. We sure are’t going to be buying the big US dollar stuff. Not with our cheap loonie. I don’t think were going to be buying anything off the yanks. I don’t think anybody is going to be buying their stuff. Who want’s to buy anything priced in a US buck. Not me.

I wonder if Mexico has got any tariffs. We can just fly over and sell all our Pot to the Mexican Cartels. Their Pot is probably really cheap there. I bet Trump won’t be able to tariff them guys. Maybe the walls will have tax collectors on them. What a World AYE. Don’t bogart that joint my freind.



Editor Brent Walker

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